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Apr 24, 2014 / 337,755 notes

apolkadotnerd:

captainfluffy38:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

numbers and tears

then as you progress they add letters and hatred

(via tortellinigirl)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
Apr 24, 2014 / 417,961 notes

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(via phobias)

Apr 24, 2014 / 584,933 notes
youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
Apr 24, 2014 / 50,162 notes

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

(via walrusflower)

imgfave:

Posted by mistymorrning
Apr 24, 2014 / 615 notes

imgfave:

Posted by mistymorrning

(via miss-vibey)

Apr 24, 2014 / 250,445 notes

(via exhists)

Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.
John Green (via skellaten)

(via disagree-ing)

Apr 24, 2014 / 4,912 notes
Apr 24, 2014 / 137,444 notes

interlube:

the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

(via happiest)

Apr 24, 2014 / 153,955 notes

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

(via phobias)

Apr 24, 2014 / 623,441 notes
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zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

(via popularboyfriend)

Apr 23, 2014 / 153,829 notes

wwbioteach:

The truth that every girl feels breathing down their neck as described by a teenage misfit in an 80s movie about kids in Saturday school written by a man.

(via debt)

molestialseasonings:


same
Apr 23, 2014 / 26,368 notes
Apr 23, 2014 / 84,378 notes

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

(via tortellinigirl)

Apr 23, 2014 / 301,609 notes

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

(via pradamermaid)