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Apr 19, 2014 / 146,503 notes

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(via theparanoidpartier)

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States
Apr 19, 2014 / 285,546 notes

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

(via tortellinigirl)

Apr 19, 2014 / 23,869 notes

vinebox:

Drivers these days.

(via theparanoidpartier)

Apr 19, 2014 / 83,312 notes
  • Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
  • Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.
Apr 19, 2014 / 148,400 notes

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

(via happiest)

Apr 19, 2014 / 22,919 notes

fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

flabbeycrossing:

shit sorry

i love how nintendo noticed we button mash through his whole speech

(via theparanoidpartier)

Apr 19, 2014 / 403,978 notes
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xbytheseasidex:

I’m tiny and new and cuter than you
Apr 19, 2014 / 135,071 notes

xbytheseasidex:

I’m tiny and new and cuter than you

(via welldressedandagressive)

Apr 19, 2014 / 38,019 notes
Apr 19, 2014 / 265,232 notes

egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

(via exhists)

Apr 19, 2014 / 313,111 notes
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i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

(via walrusflower)

Apr 19, 2014 / 9,471 notes
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apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

(via hotboyproblems)